"Too Old, Too Broke, Too Tired" Night Shift T-Shirt

Clock in, tune out, and let your shirt do the talking.

If you’ve spent years navigating the graveyard shift, you already know the rules: the coffee has to be strong, the workplace drama is not wanted, and retirement is a beautiful, distant myth. Built specifically for the unsung heroes of the midnight hours, this tee keeps it minimalist up front and completely honest in the back.

Product features

- 100% cotton solid colors (medium weight 180 g/m²) for durable, breathable comfort

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a clean, stable fit

- Shoulder twill tape and classic relaxed cut to prevent stretching and ensure lasting shape

- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main prints to preserve fine detail

- OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat